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beep beep
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Seat belts, everyone!
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Please let this be
a normal field trip.
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With the Frizz?
No way!
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♪ Cruisin' on down Main Street
♪
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♪ You're relaxed
and feelin' good ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Next thing that you know,
you're seein' ♪
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Wa-ha-ha-hoo!
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♪ An octopus
in the neighborhood! ♪
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♪ Surfin' on a sound wave ♪
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♪ Swingin' through the stars ♪
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♪ Take a left
at your intestine ♪
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♪ Take your second right
past Mars ♪
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♪ On the Magic School Bus ♪
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♪ Navigate a nostril ♪
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♪ Climb on
the Magic School Bus ♪
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♪ Spank a plankton, too ♪
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Take that!
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♪ On our Magic School Bus ♪
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♪ Raft a river of lava ♪
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♪ On the Magic School Bus ♪
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♪ Such a fine thing to do! ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ So strap your bones
right to the seat ♪
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♪ Come on in
and don't be shy ♪
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♪ Just to make
your day complete ♪
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♪ You might get baked
into a pie ♪
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♪ On the Magic School Bus ♪
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♪ Step inside,
it's a wilder ride! ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Ride on the Magic School Bus
♪
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beep beep
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(Dorothy Ann)
Arnold,
that's brilliant!
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It is?
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Yeah. Ms. Frizzle said
to bring in something
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to help answer
the question,
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"What happens
to the food we eat?"
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Oh, right.
What did I bring?
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Your own mouth,
chewing.
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It's the first step in--
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in digestion.
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Yeah, yeah,
we know,
Dorothy Ann.
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But my buddy
Arnold here is
not chewing food.
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He's chewing
gum.
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Gum?
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Yep. Been chewing
for 2 hours and 24 minutes.
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Only 6 hours
and 46 minutes to go
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before he breaks
the school
gum chewing record.
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But, Wanda,
what's chewing gum
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got to do
with digestion?
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Nothing, but the
first one to break
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the gum chewing
record wins
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two free tickets
to Action Mountain,
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the wildest, scariest,
best
scream-your-lungs-out
ride in the world,
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the ride of my dreams.
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Let's get the facts.
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Arnold wants to go
on the fastest,
the scariest,
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the best
scream-your-lungs-out
ride in the world?
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Do you feel
all right,
Arnold?
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Actually, my ticket's
up for grabs.
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I'm just helping Wanda out.
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I would have done
the chewing myself,
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but I got
a new filling. See?
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Ahh!
Aah!
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[grunting]
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Oh, good morning,
class.
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One digestive
system coming up!
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Ee-yah!
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Now, that's more
like it.
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[hiccup]
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Was that
in the lesson plan?
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As I always say,
"No guts, no digestion."
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Well,
as I always say,
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"No chewing,
no free tickets."
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Come on, Arnold!
Chew, chew, Arnold!
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Um, Wanda,
I think I, uh...
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swallowed it.
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Very funny, Arnold.
You're kidding,
right?
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Say, "Ahh!"
Ahh...
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Arnold,
how could you?
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Wanda, I--
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We were going to
ride Action Mountain
together.
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You didn't do it
on purpose, did you?
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No, no! It was
an accident, really!
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I'm sorry, Wanda.
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I told you
breaking records
made me nervous.
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I told you I've never
won anything in my life.
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Never say never,
Arnold.
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I told you you should have
picked someone else!
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Aw. Hey,
Arnold, that's OK.
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I mean,
it's only a ride.
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And that's the end
of that.
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Actually, Wanda,
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it's only
the beginning.
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Of what?
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Our next field trip.
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Field trip!
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Field trip?
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Ms. Frizzle,
I'd really love to go
on a field trip,
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but--but I've got
this weird feeling.
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I mean,
I already ruined
Wanda's day.
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What if I ruin
everybody else's?
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Well, Arnold, I do
need a volunteer
to stay behind.
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Stay behind?
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Come on! Let's go!
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Me! Me! Pick me!
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Thank you, Arnold.
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All right!
Wait a minute.
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This is too good
to be true.
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What's the catch?
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Meet your substitute
teacher.
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Liz?
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Oh...could be worse.
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See you very soon,
Arnold.
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One field trip for them,
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one bag
of Cheezie Weezies
for me.
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Hmm. Our timing should be
just about right.
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I don't get it.
I thought we were
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supposed to
answer the question
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about what happens
to the food we eat.
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Yeah. Where are
we going?
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Not far, class.
Not far at all.
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Here we go!
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Mm mmm!
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Whoops!
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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Where are we?
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Check out
the pink pavement.
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The walls
are dripping.
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You know what, Ms. Frizzle?
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At my old school,
we'd turn back
in this kind of weather.
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What are those
humongo white things?
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Whoa!
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If you ask me,
they're humongo bus-crushers.
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Actually, Ralphie, they're
more like humongo
food-crushers.
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Wait a minute.
If that's food...
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(Carlos)
we're either on
the weirdest cutting
board in the world...
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or in somebody's mouth!
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Eww!
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Bingo.
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But not just
anybody's mouth.
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[beeping]
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Look familiar?
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Arnold?
Arnold!
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Boy, it's kind of
empty in here.
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I wonder
where they went.
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Well, wherever they are,
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they don't have me
to slow them down anymore.
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Hmm.
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Ahh, nothing like
Cheezie Weezies
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with a green olive chaser.
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So the first thing
that happens to the food
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when it gets digested
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is the teeth
cut and grind it
into smaller pieces.
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At my old school,
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we were never allowed
to be digested.
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Never say never,
Phoebe.
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But according
to my research,
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after chewing
comes swallowing!
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I call it
Action Arnold--
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the wildest,
scariest,
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best scream-your-lungs-out
ride in the world!
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Wahoo!
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Aah! Aah!
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Class, welcome
to the esophagus.
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The asparagus?
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No, Carlos,
the esophagus,
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it's where
your food goes
after you swallow.
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Ahhh...
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Ms. Frizzle,
what are you doing?
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Time to let Arnold's
digestive system
do the driving.
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Cool! It's like we're
driving through a tunnel,
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but the tunnel's
driving us.
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Hey, Arnold.
How about a push?
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I wonder if this
is what it feels like
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to get squeezed out
of a tube of toothpaste.
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Yeah, but I get
the feeling we're not
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gonna end up
on Arnold's toothbrush.
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Right you are, Tim.
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The esophagus
connects the mouth
to the--
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anyone?
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I don't know how much more
of this I can stomach.
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Excellent, Ralphie.
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The stomach is the next step
in digestion,
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and it's a real doozy!
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Aah!
Aah!
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In just a few moments,
we'll be landing
in Arnold's stomach.
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Thank you for flying
Digestion Airways.
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Now, that's what
I call a belly flop.
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Ha ha ha!
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Olive eating--
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now, that's a school record
I could go for.
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Thanks.
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Wanda would be
so impressed.
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Oh, Arnold!
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Hey, why not?
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Aah! Oof!
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"The all school
record book"?
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"Olive eating--
978"?
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OK, it doesn't
have to be olives.
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Ohh. There have to be
other records waiting
to be broken.
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♪ Yo ho ho
and a stomach of slop ♪
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Check out the pink cliffs
of Arnold!
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Ralphie,
that's his
stomach wall.
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Rock, dead ahead!
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I bet this is
what the Pilgrims felt like
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before they crashed
into Plymouth Rock.
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Forget the Pilgrims!
The walls are moving!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Hard aport, class!
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gasp
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I know
Arnold likes rocks,
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but do you really
think he'd swallow one?
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That's no rock.
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That's
Arnold's gum.
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Phew! That was close.
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Is it just me,
or do you get the feeling
there's more out there
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than just food and water?
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Whatever it is,
it's eating the bus.
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Nothing to worry about.
Just a little stomach acid.
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Stomach acid?
Stomach acid?
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Here at United Digestion,
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we believe
in breaking things down.
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We start with the raw material
of the food,
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put it in the mouth,
and use the finest teeth
in the world
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to tear, grind, and crush it
into pieces
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small enough to swallow.
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Then the food gets
pushed down the esophagus line
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into stomach central,
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where we add acids
and other chemicals
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to break the food down
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and dissolve it
into a liquid.
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And that's only
half of what we do here
at United Digestion.
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Man, when it comes
to digestion,
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Arnold doesn't
mess around.
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You haven't seen
anything yet.
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You mean,
there's more?
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, Arnold!
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If this doesn't impress her,
nothing will.
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How many more to go, Liz?
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One more, and I break
the school record
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for pens stuffed
into a pocket protector!
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[rumbling]
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Aah!
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What's that?
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Poor Arnold!
Looks like he's got
a hole in his stomach.
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Not a hole, Keesha,
a valve.
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The doorway
to his small intestine.
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Yeah, well, it just
swallowed the gum.
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Hey, why hasn't
the gum been digested?
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A few things are too tough
to be broken up and dissolved.
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Like school buses,
right?
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There's only one way
to find out.
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Here we go!
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Aah!
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Whoa!
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Where are we?
260
00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,417
It looks like
scuba world.
261
00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:18,584
Welcome to
the small intestine,
262
00:12:18,584 --> 00:12:21,709
the next step
in digestion.
263
00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:22,501
I don't get it.
264
00:12:22,501 --> 00:12:25,375
The food's been dissolved,
digested, whatever.
265
00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:28,042
What else is left to do?
266
00:12:28,042 --> 00:12:29,999
As I always say,
Ralphie,
267
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,792
"Digested
is not delivered."
268
00:12:33,584 --> 00:12:35,334
Anyone for a dip?
269
00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:39,000
Go swimming in Arnold's
digestive juice?
270
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,542
Not me. No way!
271
00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:46,042
How was I supposed
to know she'd have
digestive juice scuba gear?
272
00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:48,999
Isn't this
the coolest?
273
00:12:48,999 --> 00:12:49,792
Hey!
274
00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:51,417
There's the gum!
275
00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:53,751
I'll be right back.
276
00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:55,375
Hey,
look at this.
277
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,375
The dissolved
food
278
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:57,918
is disappearing
into these
279
00:12:57,918 --> 00:13:01,542
rubber
cactus-type
things.
280
00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:03,042
They're calledvilli.
281
00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:07,959
Cool. They're soaking up
the food like a sponge.
282
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:10,918
But where did it go?
283
00:13:10,918 --> 00:13:12,584
Here at United Digestion,
284
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,292
what we digest,
we deliver.
285
00:13:15,292 --> 00:13:17,501
As the villi
in the small intestine
286
00:13:17,501 --> 00:13:19,876
soak up the nutrients
in the food,
287
00:13:19,876 --> 00:13:23,667
the nutrients are transferred
into the bloodstream,
288
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:26,125
and the bloodstream
delivers the nutrients
289
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:28,751
to all parts
of the body.
290
00:13:28,751 --> 00:13:30,999
Because here
at United Digestion,
291
00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:37,000
we believe in turning food
into fuel.
292
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:37,999
I get it.
293
00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:39,125
The bloodstream
is like
294
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,834
a pizza
delivery
service,
295
00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,584
only it
delivers
energy.
296
00:13:42,584 --> 00:13:45,751
Speaking of energy,
where's Wanda?
297
00:13:45,751 --> 00:13:49,459
Whoa! Aah!
298
00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:51,709
Wanda!
299
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,626
[snoring]
300
00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:01,542
[stomach growls]
301
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:04,876
Huh? Did I do it?
302
00:14:04,876 --> 00:14:06,959
Two minutes
and four seconds?
303
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,959
How can I break
the school napping record
304
00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:12,209
if my stomach
keeps waking me up?
305
00:14:12,209 --> 00:14:13,167
[growling]
306
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,584
Where could she be?
307
00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:16,125
I don't see her
anywhere!
308
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,876
Wanda, where are you?
309
00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,834
Wanda!
310
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,834
We've been through
the entire small intestine,
311
00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:25,792
and no sign of her.
312
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,667
Whoooaaa!
313
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,000
There she is.
314
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,584
Aah!
315
00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:35,000
She went into
the large intestine.
316
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:39,999
The large intestine?
You mean there's more?
317
00:14:39,999 --> 00:14:40,999
What's that?
318
00:14:40,999 --> 00:14:43,167
Just Arnold's leftovers.
319
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,999
Watch out!
320
00:14:45,999 --> 00:14:47,792
[horn beeping]
321
00:14:51,501 --> 00:14:55,167
Aah!
322
00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:57,083
Boy,
what a ride!
323
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:59,417
Talk about action!
324
00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:02,209
Ew! What's that?
325
00:15:02,209 --> 00:15:05,626
Man, if the small intestine
was scuba world,
326
00:15:05,626 --> 00:15:09,709
the large intestine
is smell world.
327
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,999
At least it's a lot
drier in here.
328
00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:16,209
Yeah, but where's Wanda?
Wait a minute.
329
00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:20,542
This should work.
330
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:22,876
Wanda, if you
can hear this,
331
00:15:22,876 --> 00:15:24,167
give a shout.
332
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:27,751
Whoa!
Whoa!
333
00:15:27,751 --> 00:15:28,999
Let's go!
334
00:15:28,999 --> 00:15:31,501
All right!
335
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:34,417
The further we go,
the drier it gets.
336
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:35,834
It looks like
the walls
337
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,999
are sucking up
all the water.
338
00:15:41,999 --> 00:15:44,501
That's the large
intestine for you.
339
00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:46,959
It removes the water
from the leftovers.
340
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:51,209
So we have to find
Wanda before she gets
dried into a raisin.
341
00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:53,209
A raisin? Cool.
342
00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:54,834
Ralphie!
Ralphie!
343
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,584
Uh, not cool at all.
344
00:15:56,584 --> 00:15:58,959
Terrible, actually.
Heh heh.
345
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:02,125
Yikes! Aah!
346
00:16:04,999 --> 00:16:08,250
[gasps]
347
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,334
Wanda! Don't!
348
00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:13,876
Aah!
349
00:16:13,876 --> 00:16:16,999
Aah!
350
00:16:16,999 --> 00:16:20,709
Whoa!
351
00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:22,999
Got you!
352
00:16:22,999 --> 00:16:24,834
All right, Carlos!
353
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,250
You saved her.
354
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,918
Saved me?
355
00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:30,083
I was having
a blast!
356
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:33,501
Arnold's digestive system
is the wildest, scariest,
357
00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:36,209
scream-your-lungs-out
ride in the world!
358
00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:37,999
And it's not
over yet.
359
00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:41,459
We've done the mouth,
we've done the esophagus,
the stomach,
360
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,999
the small intestine,
the large intestine.
361
00:16:43,999 --> 00:16:45,792
What could be next?
362
00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:46,999
The extra-large
intestine?
363
00:16:46,999 --> 00:16:51,501
No. We just have
to join the rest
of the waste products
364
00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:53,334
and finish the trip.
365
00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:55,542
What?!
What?!
366
00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:56,209
Wait a minute.
367
00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:59,999
According to my
research, the waste
products go...
368
00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:01,751
Uh-uh!
No way!
369
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:02,959
At my old school,
370
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:06,167
we were never
allowed to end up
in the toilet.
371
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,459
Anyone have
a better idea?
372
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:10,999
We could go back
to the mouth
and ride it again.
373
00:17:10,999 --> 00:17:12,292
Wanda!
Wanda!
374
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,999
She's right.
We could go back
the way we came.
375
00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:16,000
I've been
keeping track,
376
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,209
and the digestive
system
377
00:17:17,209 --> 00:17:20,334
is just
one long tube
divided into parts.
378
00:17:20,334 --> 00:17:21,999
We started off
in the mouth,
379
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,501
got squeezed
down the esophagus,
380
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,459
landed in the stomach,
381
00:17:25,459 --> 00:17:27,250
got pushed
into the small intestine,
382
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,083
and wound up here
in the large intestine.
383
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,417
And since we don't want
to go out here,
384
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,375
all we have to do
is go backwards.
385
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,292
We could go back
up the large intestine,
386
00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:37,417
back through
the small intestine,
387
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:39,751
into the stomach,
back up the esophagus,
388
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:42,334
and burst triumphantly
out the mouth.
389
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:43,876
It won't be easy.
390
00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:44,876
You're right, Tim.
391
00:17:44,876 --> 00:17:46,999
Digestion pushes
everything down.
392
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,375
We'll have to fight
our way back.
393
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,167
We might never make it.
394
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:53,042
Never say never,
Ms. Frizzle.
395
00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:56,999
Ha ha ha!
396
00:17:56,999 --> 00:17:58,584
How can I break
the record
397
00:17:58,584 --> 00:17:59,959
for eating lunch
398
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:04,918
if I can't find
my lunch?
399
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,959
Hmm. I wonder
if there's any rules
400
00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:10,292
about it having
to be my lunch.
401
00:18:10,292 --> 00:18:12,999
A chocolate mallow-blaster!
402
00:18:12,999 --> 00:18:15,999
(Ms. Frizzle)
♪ She'll be coming
around the mountain ♪
403
00:18:15,999 --> 00:18:18,083
♪ When she comes ♪
404
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:20,751
Yee-ha!
405
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,417
Full speed ahead!
406
00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:24,250
This is insane.
407
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,501
Consider
the alternative.
408
00:18:26,501 --> 00:18:29,209
You know, biking is
my favorite sport.
409
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:32,999
Now!
410
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:40,626
So much for the easy part.
411
00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:41,999
The easy part?
412
00:18:41,999 --> 00:18:43,999
Yeah. Remember all
the muscle power
413
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,918
that pushed us
down the esophagus?
414
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,375
[groaning]
415
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,292
And it's almost noon!
416
00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:51,292
If Arnold eats lunch,
there's gonna be tons
417
00:18:51,292 --> 00:18:52,918
of food raining
down on us.
418
00:18:52,918 --> 00:18:56,999
If I eat Ralphie's lunch
and break the lunch-eating
record real fast,
419
00:18:56,999 --> 00:18:58,626
Wanda will think
I'm the best thing
420
00:18:58,626 --> 00:19:00,334
since Velcro
shoe fasteners.
421
00:19:00,334 --> 00:19:05,000
But then Ralphie will be
steamed at me for eternity.
422
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,999
[stomach grumbling]
423
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:13,918
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
424
00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:18,334
Wanda, what are we
going to do?
425
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:20,876
I've got it!
426
00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:22,999
But if I don't
eat something,
427
00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:25,292
I'll wither away
to nothing.
428
00:19:25,292 --> 00:19:27,626
I know! I could eat
Ralphie's lunch
429
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:31,083
and think up a good excuse
on a full stomach.
430
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,000
(Wanda)
Arnold!
431
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:38,459
What? I've heard my stomach
growl before, but talk?
432
00:19:38,459 --> 00:19:41,542
Arnold!
433
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,626
Are you
about to eat
434
00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:46,292
Ralphie's
mallow-blaster?
435
00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:49,000
Uh, no. I-I mean, yes.
436
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:53,334
Hey! Wait a second.
Who is this?
437
00:19:53,334 --> 00:19:55,501
This is your
conscience, Arnold.
438
00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:59,459
You know you shouldn't
eat Ralphie's
mallow-blaster.
439
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:04,999
Besides, you're not
even hungry.
440
00:20:04,999 --> 00:20:07,167
Not hungry?
I could eat a--
441
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:08,999
You just think
you're hungry.
442
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:13,375
What you really are
is thirsty.
443
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,584
I am?
444
00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:15,250
Trust me. You are.
445
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:18,999
Now, there's a nice
bottle of seltzer
in Wanda's lunch bag.
446
00:20:18,999 --> 00:20:22,167
That's what
you really want.
447
00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:25,000
Uh, OK,
I guess.
448
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,999
Hey. How come it's OK
to drink Wanda's seltzer
449
00:20:28,999 --> 00:20:32,083
but it's not OK to eat
Ralphie's mallow-blaster?
450
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,292
Because Wanda's
a far kinder
451
00:20:33,292 --> 00:20:35,417
and more generous
human being
than Ralphie
452
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:36,584
when it comes
to sharing.
453
00:20:36,584 --> 00:20:39,083
Then how come when she has
a mallow-blaster,
454
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,250
she hogs it all
to herself?
455
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,501
Look, I'm
your conscience,
all right?
456
00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:47,999
Just do what
I say and drink
the seltzer now!
457
00:20:47,999 --> 00:20:49,751
Time me.
458
00:20:53,626 --> 00:20:56,999
(kids)
Way to go, Arnold!
459
00:20:56,999 --> 00:20:58,209
Now let's rock the bus
460
00:20:58,209 --> 00:21:01,999
to create
a giant gas bubble.
461
00:21:13,999 --> 00:21:17,292
(kids)
It's working!
It's working!
462
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:20,999
Now what?
463
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:26,459
[rumbling]
464
00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:30,918
belch
465
00:21:30,918 --> 00:21:33,999
Did I break
the seltzer-chugging record?
466
00:21:33,999 --> 00:21:38,584
I'll never break a record.
I'll never win anything.
467
00:21:38,584 --> 00:21:40,250
I'll never even
get to eat lunch.
468
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:43,083
(Ms. Frizzle)
Did someone
say "Lunch?"
469
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:51,959
Ahem.
470
00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:54,250
Congratulations,
Arnold.
471
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:55,000
Huh?
472
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:55,999
You just broke the record
473
00:21:55,999 --> 00:21:58,999
for being
the best field trip ever.
474
00:21:58,999 --> 00:21:59,959
Wh-what?
475
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:03,042
And giving me the ride
of my dreams.
476
00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:07,876
You mean, I was
the field trip?
477
00:22:07,876 --> 00:22:08,999
Yep.
478
00:22:08,999 --> 00:22:12,792
But where exactly
did you go?
479
00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:14,792
[stomach grumbles]
480
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,083
You went inside...
481
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,999
Ha ha ha!
482
00:22:18,999 --> 00:22:20,999
Ms. Frizzle,
no matter what,
483
00:22:20,999 --> 00:22:23,542
I'll never miss
another field trip--
484
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:27,083
never, ever,
ever, ever!
485
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:29,999
Wonderful, Arnold.
486
00:22:29,999 --> 00:22:30,999
[growls]
487
00:22:30,999 --> 00:22:33,501
Um, starting right after
the next one.
488
00:22:33,501 --> 00:22:36,876
Ha ha ha!
489
00:22:41,999 --> 00:22:44,334
Is this the Magic
School Bus?
490
00:22:44,334 --> 00:22:48,042
(overlapping voices)
Is this the Magic School Bus?
491
00:22:48,042 --> 00:22:49,375
Magic School Bus?
492
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:50,459
Magic School Bus?
493
00:22:50,459 --> 00:22:51,999
(both)
Magic School Bus?
494
00:22:51,999 --> 00:22:53,999
(overlapping voices)
Magic School Bus?
495
00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:57,999
(kids)
I want the Magic School Bus!
496
00:22:57,999 --> 00:22:59,999
[telephone ringing]
497
00:23:03,959 --> 00:23:05,999
Magic School Bus.
498
00:23:05,999 --> 00:23:09,292
Just a minute, please.
Hold on.
499
00:23:20,959 --> 00:23:22,959
Be right with you.
500
00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:24,542
gulp
501
00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:26,459
Magic School Bus.
502
00:23:26,459 --> 00:23:27,999
(boy)
Boy, for a show on science,
503
00:23:27,999 --> 00:23:30,542
there sure are a busload
of mistakes.
504
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:31,501
You think so?
505
00:23:31,501 --> 00:23:33,999
I mean, they just zipped
through the digestive system.
506
00:23:33,999 --> 00:23:35,999
Nobody's food goes
through them that fast.
507
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:38,709
You're right.
It takes more than
10 hours to digest,
508
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:42,667
but when we pitched
"Digestion: The Miniseries,"
509
00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:43,959
the network didn't bite.
510
00:23:43,959 --> 00:23:45,999
And where did
all the light come from?
511
00:23:45,999 --> 00:23:46,792
Except for in the mouth,
512
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:49,000
digestion takes place
in complete darkness.
513
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,083
Believe me, it would
have been a lot cheaper
514
00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:53,999
to do "The Magic
School Bus" radio show.
515
00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:54,751
And another thing:
516
00:23:54,751 --> 00:23:57,999
you only showed
the small intestine
absorbing stuff.
517
00:23:57,999 --> 00:24:01,626
Um...so we left out
something?
518
00:24:01,626 --> 00:24:02,667
Something important.
519
00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:04,959
The stomach doesn't
break down everything.
520
00:24:04,959 --> 00:24:07,792
The small intestine
breaks things down, too.
521
00:24:07,792 --> 00:24:11,334
And all that stuff
about the system
not working in reverse--
522
00:24:11,334 --> 00:24:14,999
sometimes it does,
like when you throw up.
523
00:24:16,042 --> 00:24:17,250
Right again.
524
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:20,459
But normally,
it doesn't work
that way.
525
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,834
And talking about normal,
526
00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:22,959
they didn't complete
the ride.
527
00:24:22,959 --> 00:24:25,918
Waste products that
accumulate in the large
intestine--
528
00:24:25,918 --> 00:24:26,918
I know. I know.
529
00:24:26,918 --> 00:24:27,999
They are eliminated
out through the anus,
530
00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:29,334
the end of
the digestive system.
531
00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:32,042
It's natural,
it's normal,
532
00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:36,918
but did you really
expect us to show that
on daytime TV?
533
00:24:36,918 --> 00:24:39,083
Well...maybe not.
534
00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:39,751
And another thing:
535
00:24:39,751 --> 00:24:44,292
Wanda using gum
to go bungee-jumping
in the large intestine?
536
00:24:44,292 --> 00:24:45,999
I mean, come on.
537
00:24:45,999 --> 00:24:46,999
[chuckles]
538
00:24:46,999 --> 00:24:47,375
Cute, huh?
539
00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:49,459
You could never use gum
for bungee jumping,
540
00:24:49,459 --> 00:24:50,999
not in a million years.
541
00:24:50,999 --> 00:24:53,501
I wish you guys would
stick to the facts.
542
00:24:53,501 --> 00:24:56,209
Huh?
What was that?
543
00:24:56,209 --> 00:24:56,751
Um, that?
544
00:24:56,751 --> 00:25:00,792
Oh, that was just
the sound of Liz...
545
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,792
stretching the truth.
546
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,999
Ha ha ha!
547
00:25:09,626 --> 00:25:11,501
♪ Surfin' on a sound wave ♪
548
00:25:11,501 --> 00:25:12,999
♪ Swingin' through the stars ♪
549
00:25:12,999 --> 00:25:15,417
♪ Take a left
at your intestine ♪
550
00:25:15,417 --> 00:25:17,000
♪ Take your second right
past Mars ♪
551
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,834
♪ On the Magic School Bus ♪
552
00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:20,792
♪ Navigate a nostril ♪
553
00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:23,876
♪ Climb on
the Magic School Bus ♪
554
00:25:23,876 --> 00:25:25,000
♪ Spank a plankton, too ♪
555
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,999
♪ On our Magic School Bus ♪
556
00:25:27,999 --> 00:25:29,334
♪ Raft a river of lava ♪
557
00:25:29,334 --> 00:25:30,626
♪ On the Magic School Bus ♪
558
00:25:30,626 --> 00:25:34,375
♪ Such a fine thing to do! ♪
559
00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:37,584
♪ So strap your bones
right to the seat ♪
560
00:25:37,584 --> 00:25:38,626
♪ Come on in and don't be shy ♪
561
00:25:38,626 --> 00:25:40,042
♪ Just to make your day
complete ♪
562
00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:42,459
♪ You might get baked
into a pie ♪
563
00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:44,626
♪ On the Magic School Bus ♪
564
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,250
♪ Step inside,
it's a wilder ride! ♪
565
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:47,999
♪ Come on ♪
566
00:25:47,999 --> 00:25:49,542
♪ Ride on
the Magic School Bus ♪
567
00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:50,876
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568
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569
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